As Long As You Don't Need Search Results or News, It'll Be Awesome

foxThis ad popped up an hour or so before the SOTU address.
So, a search engine that nobody uses for searching and a news channel that no one would consider using to learn the news have teamed up? And they want us to take them seriously?
Good luck with that — as long as the two of you don’t get it on and reproduce, you can have all the fun you want. Go to town. Rawwwr.
Meanwhile, the rest of us will stick with search engines that work and news channels that deliver the news if it’s all the same to the two of you…